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wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun
I wrecked my moped playing shopping cart hockey when I hit the moving cart head on.
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The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.
I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.
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Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.
Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!
Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!
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A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.
Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.
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World's most successful Electric duo, famous for making thoughtful and emotional Dance music that proves itself superior to any other Dance artist's materials. They are also producers that boosted several other major artists' careers, including Dusty Springfield, Liza Minelli, Kylie Minogue, David Bowie, Boy George and Yoko Ono. Pet Shop Boys are also remarkable for being one of the first people to notice Lady Gaga's capability as they were the first artist to invite her for an award performance in 2009 during her "Just Dance" era.
A: My God that song last night at Club Heaven got me thinking while dancing!!
B: It's Pet Shop Boys' again, isn't it?
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New Wave group originating in the early 80's and continuing on to present day that consists of Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe. These men are amazing, their music is amazing, and everyone on earth should know who they are.
Whoa, that Pet Shop Boys song, "(How Can You Expect to Be Taken) Seriously", is the best!
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Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.
It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.
When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"
It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc
I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.
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