general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
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The lips of a female's vagina.
After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.
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A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling
Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha
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A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.
Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.
Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.
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Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.
Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!
When you grab someone's Cock and twist it like you're opening a jammed door.
Richie gave Martin a beef twister after Martin was talking shit about Richie's sister.
A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes
I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.