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When you smear a whole can of tuna in a girl's pussy and eat it clean
Crazy ho wanted an Atlantic City Tuna Melt and I said hell no!
To eat pussy, so called because it smells like tuna.
Baby I wanna take you home and toss the tuna salad all night.
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when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.
Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.
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When two girls are in your bed and both are on their period, so you take out each girl's tampon and switch 'em.
These two Cambodian sluts were both on the rag and would do anything for a greencard, so I gave them a Hot Tuna Dip Trip!
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sexual intercourse - placing the male penis into the female vagina
Sally, when can I drive the Bologna Bus to Tuna Town?
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It's actually exactly what it sounds like. A tuna salad sandwich on dark bread.
Can't wait to get one of those tuna salad on sweet dark sammiches today for lunch.
After poking a rather fishy flavored panty-hamster from behind for a few hours, you pull out. only to release a life altering current of humid fish vapors flowing thoughout the residence coating everything in sight. if there is any warning. you should try to get to the basement!
I banged this chick for hours last night. when I was done, her pooter boofed out a F-5 TUNA TORNADO! I had to bath in tomato juice to get the smell off my skin!
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