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This is always a Nikoli or Nicholas. He makes an amazing friend and fantastic lover. He knows exactly how to please a woman. Usually with deep thick strokes. He has made women almost pass out from pleasure. He has many women that want his attention, but he is very selective. You have to earn his attention.
Nikoli the Sex god made me scream last night.
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Dude, is stop sign sex a thing? Anything is a thing when you add sex to it.
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When your male friends attack you with such terrorizing homoerotic comments and insults that you actually turn gay.
"Caleb was verbally sex attacked yesterday. All he can do now is suck dicks."
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A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”
The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.
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im gonna nigga sex time you as soon as we get home from Denny's
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An astronaut sent to space re-enters the atmosphere, returns home, and has sex with his/her partner.
Karen L. Nyberg and Douglas G. Hurley had re-entry sex after their re-entry into Earth's atmosphere in 2000.
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Go go sex is extremely lowered inhibitions sex.
Come over, lets smoke some and have go go sex.
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