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dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017


Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.

Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

by dalejr237 February 24, 2009

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A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

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gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse

when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)

yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?

by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023

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no dick and no balls and probably no butthole cuz this guy feeds off of radiation

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by eghwxdbvswxvfcbyug January 31, 2022

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Sussy Baka UwU i love balls among us UWU imposter

sussy baka words uwu I love balls UwU

Person: I love amogus
Person2: SUSSY BAKA UWU LOVE bQaLLS AMONG US SUCK ASS HAHAHAHAHA
Person3: Sussy Baka UwU i love balls among us UWU imposter

by sussy akab April 7, 2022

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Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

It makes a woman prego

I want ur sex milk in my pussy

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

by Kiss_or_miss November 7, 2018

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