Seeing someone you know quite well in a public place but you cannot lock eyes or lips with, chat it up, hug, etc. due to restricted access placed upon them by another party who is not allowed to know of the relationship that exists.
Saw my hot 30-something guy friend in a business suit as he exited place where I was dining. I yelled "Hey!" and he secretly waved so his friend would not see him waving back at me. We didn't get to catch up, it was just a pseudo-bump.
Damn those pseudo-bumps.
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When two fat people fuck each other and from the third person, looks like they're fucking
1. look those two tummy bumping.
2. Jack and dave tummy bumped last night
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Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.
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Bumped Shoulders
as I walked into a bar, I bumped shoulders with my husband.
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When silly bitches turn the bass up all the way on their stock speakers, in their cars, and it sounds terrible.
dude, don't be lame. buy some 20's or something, don't bump the stock
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The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.
"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."
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Slang term for unshaved lesbian sex.
There was a lot of bush bumping in the French film I saw last night.
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