were goin to florida tmrw!-friend
ONG PLEASE GO LOOK FOR DREAM OR SAPNAP AGHHH!-me
“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”
the most beautiful woman in the world
Florida : « the floridinian dream »
America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs
No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.
A place that i was born in and i hopefully get out alive
I'm stuck in Florida... Help me
A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.
Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep
A derogatory term used to describe the crackheads and degenerates of the southeastern state.
Florida Man Ends War on Drugs, Claiming : "I did them all"