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The act of defacing another human being by taking a dump on their face; curling out a long one around their mouth in the style of pretentious beard/moustache combos preferred by Belgian Jazz enthusiasts. Also referencing Belgian chocolate. A great party piece for those falling asleep at Christmas.
Like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well
Alex's slowness in responding to product queries caused considerable frustration amongst the sales team, and when he passed out at the Christmas party he awoke sporting a belgian beard.
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Shit-beard - Noun
Shit-beard; when someones deposits poo particles in your beard.
Rob Doxey farted in Greg Jones beard whilst on a night out in Hereford thus depositing poo particles in his pubic chops. Thus Greg Jones is Shit-beard / a Shit-beard
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It's not what you think it is.
It's a sex position where a man inserts his beard into the parter's mouth. The partner then will get scared of the beard. This would usually be the start of any sex, most commonly a 69. The Beard must not be less than 5.3 inches long.
DO NOT WALK ON IN THIS IF YOU CAN PREVENT IT!!!!
My Mom keeps saying," Fear the Beard." Dunno what she means tho.
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The sweetest guy you will ever meet. a very caring and compassionate fellow. he would give someone the shirt off his back. he has eyes that you could get lost in, the lips of an angel, and hair like fabio. hes great with kids and has the greatest personality ever. he knows just the right things to make you smile and to make your heart race. this young man is the most talented drummer i know and hes going to go far in life. he holds the key to my heart <3
"theres no one as snazzy as Cody Beard"
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Morristown-Beard is a pretty good school in NJ. Although it isnt the best (you cant find a school that is), it's still pretty diverse, and really fun. Also, It's cool to be a nerd there. Im in all honors classes and a computer geek, and i still am among the more popular kids at the school. Morristown-Beard is also good at collage placememnts.
Go Crimson!
Guy: Hey man, you look like a nerd, you must be real cool
Other Guy: yeah, i go to Morristown-Beard
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n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"
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