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Sucking the same dick in the same day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Rebecca did a re-peter?”
Person 2: “Yeah, same dick same day.”
The fat that surrounds one's penis. Usually more previlant in those of a larger carriage. Peter fat will also give the appearance of a 'shrinking penis'
Shelly: “How are things going with you and Billy?
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”
Voldemort the thumb xoxoxoxoxox gossip girl
Oh look! It's a thumb! Oh wait, it's actually Peter Dutton
A completely hairless anus. Usually achieved by waxing.
Beautician: What can I do for you today?
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!
Absolute Legend in the Football Soccer World as he Scored the Winner for Aston Villa in the 1982 European Cup Final.
"Peter Withe is a Legend"
"I Wish I Was Peter WIthe"
Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.
Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!
The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!
Girl: Omg Peter Maximoff is so hot 🥵
Boy(me) : SHUT UP HES MY HUSBAND 🤬