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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what July 8, 2013

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Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.

I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.

by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020


Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate

while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!

by TBCRI September 15, 2011


poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.

My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.

by Finn0123 December 27, 2016


Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017


poke ya ya

A girls private part, aka, her pussy, love nest, her money maker

Hey honey , I know you got a super sweet poke ya ya

by December 22, 2021


Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 27, 2024