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A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
Another word for socks.
"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."
"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."
What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)
Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.
A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.
The plaster is falling apart, you need to slip on a wall condom around your screw
Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.
Don't typically have sex. But when I do, i use non disclosure agreement condoms.