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Taking a life threatening amount of cocaine at one time.
I was at a party once, where I saw Jesus Florida nosing it off a urinal.
When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.
"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"
Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."
U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)
Atlanta Florida is part of the state of Florida. However, after the Great Tsunami of 1789, half of Florida was sunken underwater. The city "Atlanta Georgia" is named after it.
"I just learned recently I am part Atlantic Floridian!"
" Have you heard of Atlanta Florida?'
When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina
my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week
The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
Guy 1: I went to a crazy Florida Cheeseburger last night
Guy 2: Never talk to me again. ..