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When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.
Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.
n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.
Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.
Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.
The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.
One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
Tits that fall to bottom of rib cage (i.e Ella)
Did you see rib tits on that Ella - BOAK
When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.
Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.
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When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits
hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!
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