Green Monster

An round, dark green 80mg Oxycontin pill. Has an imprint of 'OC' on one side and '80' on the other. The highest milligram Oxycontin pill that is still manufactured today, as the 160mg Oxycontin has been discontinued.

Must be brand name Oxycontin and not a generic Oxycodone.

Generally causes feelings of euphoria, relaxation, numbness, itchiness, and a feeling of "I don't give a fuck about anything because I feel amazing".

"Hold the fuck on bro!..I have to wash the coating off this green monster so I can fix it and shoot it into my neck!"

"Dude I just got some green monsters that we can use as cut for our cheese heroin!"

"Shit, I'll hit you up tomorrow man, I'm gunna go fuck my girls brains out cause these green monsters let me fuck for days without busting a nut!"

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beer monster

one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.

fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.

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Bandwidth Monster

Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.

I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.

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lot monster

truck stop whore

how much for a lot monster

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slob monster

overweight fat person who still thinks that they are sexy...NOT!!!!!

She was posing on the floor like she was hot, but I was like hell to the nah, u lookin like a slob monster!!!!

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thizzle monster

noun- an ecstasy user and abuser that takes so much ecstasy that he or she becomes addicted to techno and house trance until the sun rises. These thizzle monsters also enjoy vicksvapo rub, menthol cigarettes, pacifiers, vitamin C, things that glow in the dark, having their backs rubbed or scratched, having their scalps scratched or massaged, having their backs cracked, and drinking an abundant amount of water to keep hydrated. A thizzle monster also relies on local raves in the area to take place in order for them to take copious amounts of ecstasy and thizzle dance till they just can’t dance no more.

“Lord DJ the thizzle monster just peaked on ecstasy and is now dancing to techno bass beats at a rave.”

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Monster Hitman

The most awsome energy shot ever... even better when combine with a regualr monster...

(WARNING: May cause high amounts of energy. Therefore after drink you may become Hyper as hell.)

some random guy: OMG ITS A MONSTER HITMAN!!!!!!

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