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the act of doing something very housewifey womanly or motherly. Especially when you are a man.
Are you gonna come have drinks with the guys or stay home and knit cookies.
Me and my wife have an understanding, I earn the money she stays home knitting cookies.
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A delicious treat that can be tastier yet healthier than a regular cookie. Most cookies contain milk products of some sort, but vegan cookies lack any animal product in their recipes. Oreos and Fudgeeos are suitable for vegans, and they are delicious and taste fabulous.
"oh man, are these vegan cookies? I have to pick one up for my roomate!"
"aww, jess is a vegan? it is for the animals?"
"no, she loves leather, she just thinks these are tasty"
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A killer band duo consisting of two men (guitar, drums) who met in Basking Ridge, New Jersey during their sophomore year of high school. Name derived from the fact that both have the same first and middle names ("Jason" and "Charles," respectively). Notable performances include the Ridge High School Battle of the Bands '05 and other varied basement shows and gatherings. Irreverently referred to as "Jason Cookie" by some groups cautious to use the name of Jesus.
Recognized Hits:
1. "Todd" - JCP/JCS
2. "Elmo" - JCP/JCS
3. "Potato" - JCP/JCS
"YO!! Jesus Cookie rocked so hard last night that my face melted and I had to get reconstructive plastic surgery to look somewhat normal again!"
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When ya fuck her in the ass, then stick it in her mouth.
Hey babe, you ready for your wolf cookie?
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A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.
The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
"Making mistakes is part of life, how we fix them is what matters. <3"
stfu fortune cookie.
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A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.
Can I take your order?
Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
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Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.
I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!
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