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A fat girl with typhus on her rolls
I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin
When a young man tosses the salad of an older man whos skin has become rubbery with time.
I heard that new guy Andy replaced the bosses rubber trim last week
A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.
After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.
The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator
My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.
1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.
Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause
A rock rubber is one who likes to rock climb. Originates from when a climber falls and hits the rocks on the way down.
“He is here every weekend and can’t seem to stay on the wall”
“Imma call him a rock rubber.
Scottish slang word for ignoring something or someone.
Johnny says, "Wanna go to the cinema tonight?
Jimmy replies, "Naw, i'm gonna rubber it mate, canna be arsed."