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It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...
Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee
When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis
Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again
A man or lady who massages strippers
Yo go tell the oil man come here and rub down the stripper
A man or woman who massages the strippers
Yo go call the oil man and tell him to oil down the model
A dumb excuse to get out of something.
Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.
The actual of taking a dumb while, or shortly before eating, effectively draining the old substance to add in fresh product.
Person #1: You gonna get off the dumper and eat those pizza rolls, or you just gonna let them go cold?
Person #2: No, just a routine oil change. Gotta empty it out before I fill it back up.
An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.
“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’