When you shit and it fills up the bowl and rises up out of the water .
Tom planted a turd volcano in my toilet yesterday and left it there. That volcano of shit was so gross.
When you suddenly realise u need a shit
Oh I'm having an emerging turd
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A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure
Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome
The art of getting poo in your vag from shitting your pants!
jared has turd twat
eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.
Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.
A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.
Clarence used the turd hatchet.