:~U

A fatherly figure for the :u emoticon.

Like :u, :~U serves no real purpose. The face doesn't represent any specific emotion, nor does it signify any specific meaning.

:~U is more of a parody of other emoticons than an emoticon in itself.

"I've been awake for 3 straight days. :u"

":~U SON GO TO BED"

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U=U

Undetectable = Untransmittable In February 2017. the International AIDS Society had their annual meeting in Paris, France where they agreed that a person who is undetectable is untransmittable.

A person living with living with HIV who has an undetectable viral load does not transmit the virus to their partners .The International AIDS Society is proud to endorse the U=U consensus statement of the Prevention Access Campaign.

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u is u

Much stronger than no u. Whenever this is said to you, you need to rethink your life.

1: ur mom gay
2: no u
1: u is u
2: *locks himself in a dark room and starts crying; suddenly his will of living disappears*

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No U^No U

A comeback so powerful that there are five possible outcomes.
1. Nothing happens because there was no insult in the first place
2.The opponent dies because the insult was miniscule
3 You die because the insult was moderate
4. You summon armies if the dead because the burn was kinda bad.
5. God comes to intervene because the original burn was really bad
???6 A never documented result only heard in legends you become ultra instict shaggy

You stuck
NO U^NO U
HE DIES

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U of U

The University of Utah, Utah's oldest and largest public university, located in Salt Lake City.

Has a rivalry with the LDS-funded Brigham Young University. Both schools are more than decent, except the U of U is less expensive and welcomes non-Mormon students.

This is where Utah students go when they want to actually have fun in college.

No strict dress code, no morning prayer, no creationism in our science textbooks. These are some of the benefits of choosing the U of U over BYU.

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no u

The end all be all of all arguments. Doesn’t have a cool down and will completely annihilate your opponent.

Bob: Hey Jimmy ur mum gay
Jimmy: No u
Bob: *Fucking Dies*

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no u

The ONLY known technique that is able to free you from the almost-inescapable insult, known as, "ur mom gay lol."

How to use this dreadful counter:

1. Bait your (already dead) opponent into using the one hit one kill insult, "ur mom gay lol."

2. Smile! You've already won. Use the "no u" comeback.

3. Watch your opponent die a horrible death. Don't let children watch, as the violence is too much for young minds.

Fortnite player: Hey uhh, wanna play some Fortnite bro?
You: Uhh, dude? Miss me with that gay shit.
Fortnite player: Hah! Ur mom gay lol!
*You smile cruelly, as it's just too easy.*
You: no u... lol
*NANI?!*
*Fortnite player dies an indescribably violent, bloody death.*

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