Random
Source Code

Ance

SEXY ASF , smart, f funniest girl u never met, cute, understanding and give good advice,

doesn’t have a boyfriend but attracts boys easy, she has a rockin body and GIGANTIC booty, coolest girl you ever met! AND HAVE THE BEST MUSIC TASTE AND STYLE period!

Bro:”Look at that juicy booty
me:” Bro, that is ANCE!”

by himynameispenis April 13, 2020

56👍 12👎


Ance

Sexy af, tall, athletic, big batty girl, so beautiful, she is someone you tell something and can trust that they won't tell anyone else, attracts boys easily, words can't describe how perfect she is

B: " whos that girl, shes so beautiful"
M: " Bro, Thats Ance!"

by Jmksyja January 9, 2021

14👍 4👎


Ance

A blonde girl, that likes tall guys and ussualy cries a lot.

Stop being such an Ance.

by Collllguyyy January 11, 2018

23👍 14👎


Ance

She is the worst friend you will ever have in your houl live.
Ance is a big hoe and a realy ugly human.
She will have the uglies boyfriends.

K...Hey Ance
A...Hey beby
K...Im not your boyfriend
A...And you can be
K...I have a girlfriend and it is your bestfriend
A...I dont care.

by Kakakakkaakaka January 29, 2020

1👍 28👎


ANC

Currently ANC stands for "Accumulation, Nepotism and Corruption" and it represents the 'legitimate' government fraud scheme in South Africa.
ANC originally stood for "African National Congress" which was once upon a time a political party in the Republic of South Africa. Although they are still the ruling party, they have morphed into a mafia-like criminal syndicate.

"Check out my Merc, Jeff." "Wow Jack, it's beautiful, how could you afford it?"
"My Daddy got me a job at the ANC." Jeff: "Cool man! Maybe he can organize something for me."
"For sure Jeff, he's super friendly and helpful. He's got many business opportunities from the government.
You don't need any qualifications. You can charge the government whatever you want! U know what I mean, we're talking megaBucks to be accumulated! Viva ANC !"

"Hey Pete, you're still a poor middle class bloke, you need to join the ANC and get LIT, like I did, you looser. :) :)"

"Hello Lina, what are you doing today?" Lina: "I'm going to do some ANC'ing, it's the most profitable pastime."

“Wow Petra, your company has grown so large!” “Yes Cindy, I partnered with the ANC.” Cindy: “Oh I see, ANC’ing is the NEW formula for success.”
Petra: “Yes Cindy, Well actually, ANC’ing started even before the “Sarafina II” incident in 1995. The R14.3 million musical sequel never hit the stage. The dosh disappeared & Nkosazana Zuma was protected & forgiven by Nelson Mandela. So it’s cool, it's A-Okay, & there will be NO CONSEQUENCES.” **
Cindy: “Wow, cool! Nothing immoral about that, skimming off some taxpayers money. Will you show me how to go about ANC’ing?”
Petra: “For sure Cindy, welcome to the family, we always look after each other…and especially, each others’ backs. :) :) :)"

** Reference: ' businesslive.co.za... ...rot-began-with-sarafina '

by KenDunnit May 19, 2020

53👍 3👎


ANC

The ruling political party of South Africa.

Founded on principles of equality and liberation, the regime drifted into terrorism for a number of years before democracy was achieved in the '90s.

Shown to be increasingly corrupt and incompetent. Under the party's rule education, the health system, national infrastructure, the economy, the police, employment, etc have all gone down the toilet. It is well-known that the party is run in the shadows by the rich Gupta family. President Jacob Zuma, the party's current leader, has faced multiple charges of corruption, rape, racketeering, etc.

The ANC are experts at self-enrichment at the expense of the people.

I don't think there's a single moral fibre within the ANC.

ANC = African National Circus, African National Clowns, cANCer

by JZ783 February 5, 2017

68👍 8👎


ANC

The ANC is a terrorist organisation that finally came to power in 1994 following a brutal bombing campaign which killed an estimated 20,000 people (mostly civillians and black political opponents). It is now a troubled ruling political party, which has overseen an unprecedented decline in South Africa's ranking on the UN Human Development Index from a figure approaching European norms down to a level more commonly associated with other sub-Saharan nations.

The ANC is the ruling party in the Republic of South Africa.

by dudeinwales February 24, 2007

404👍 91👎