Guy 1: Hey guys, guess what I did last night!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 3: I heard he got to 666th base.
Guy 1: It was totally satanic.
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The act of surpassing all possible bases, with Satan watching closely to keep track.
Must be within sight of Satan, and include virgin sacrifices, bathing in goat blood, and a few occasional satanic rituals. Typically finished off by both sides fighting to the death and Satan stealing the soul of the loser.
After reaching 666th base, I'm finally a single man again. 😍