A wipe

Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.

Yeah that guy is definitely a wipe.

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wipe it

what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings

KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!

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no-wipe

The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.

Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!

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wiped

Short for wiped out; really exhausted, to the point of not being able to move or function.

I spent too long at that party last night - man, am I wiped.

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Wipe

Something that weenies do after they take a dump.

Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."

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Wiped

The act of being extremely tired.

I just finished my workout, I'm totally wiped.

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wipe

Used in mmorpgs when the enter party dies.

We wiped on the boss 3 times so everyone left.

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