ASAFP

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

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ASAFP

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

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ASAFP

As soon as fucking possible

Get me that item ASAFP!

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ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

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ASAFP

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

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ASAFP

acronym for As Soon as Financially Possible

Man I gotta go to Amsterdam ASAP man.... well, i mean ASAFP i gotta stack up first.

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