Stardar

The inate ability to locate a Starbucks nearby when traveling in unfamiliar territory.

Friend 1: “We need to find a Starbucks in this town. I need a triple chai latte pronto.”

Friend 2: “No problem, I’m guessing there should be a Bucks up ahead on the left.”

Friend 1: “You’re right -- I see it. Man, how do you do that? Your stardar always amazes me.”

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FYA

Informing someone about something you did with the intent of getting appreciation

FYA, I took out the garbage earlier

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ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

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