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A hairy ass. Jungle ass.
I've been getting a ton of swampass this summer; I gotta shave my assquatch to air things out a bit.
Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
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A person who is such a colosal ass-hole, its nearly mythical.
Person 1. On the way over here this dick cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!
Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch
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When a girl posseses a hairy behind.
Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.
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when a friend is being a big hairy dumb ass.
aka dumbass mixed with sasquatch
dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch
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An unusually hairy fellow; usually pertaining to his beard.
Goddamn that Ron Inkleman's an assquatch!
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A person, typically male, who has more hair on his ass than on his head. An assquatch can also be a person with an unusually hairy ass.
Cover your butt you freakin assquatch.
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