alachua

Alachua is a beautiful town in North-Central Florida. We have Rednecks to the Rich. Fishing, Hunting, and Hanging out at McDonald's or Publix is the norm.

"Oh look the redneck kids are hanging out at Publix again" - Everyone from Alachua

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Alachua avalanche

The act of putting a slipnslide on a staircase and pushing an overweight woman down them after sex.

Cletus gave Tanqueray an Alachua avalanche the other night, she broke her arm falling through the floorboards of the farmhouse