Anti-shit-gasm

When you think you need to take a dump, go and sit on the toilet for minutes, nothing comes out, so you stand up and leave feeling somewhat unaccomplished and awkward.

Geoff: Dude I just took a 3 minute sitter
Bill: I know how you feel, I had an Anti-shit-gasm myself this morning
Geoff: Did you flush? I never know whether to flush

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Anti Dat Shit

take any one of your finger (preferably your pointer finger) and point at anything to have your personnel AC-130 take it out

preferable targets for Anti Dat Shit: ISIS, The Taliban, Chaz or Antifa rioters, A church for the achievement, or Ohio.

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Anti Shitting

When an individual who has a strong fecal attraction freezes their turds to sodomize themselve or others

Deven P. Was caught Anti Shitting and currently is spending 10 years in fecal free confinement

Anti-shit

Next level shittiness

Damn, that was so shitty it was anti-shit level