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1)Following anal sex, if the penis is removed too quickly, the suction may cause poo to splatter on the pitcher.
2)A song about elevators.
"Oh man, she asplundhed you? You must have pulled out too fast!"
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The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.
If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.
(Pr. N.) The name of a company known for tree pruning and handling tough vegetation control assignments for municipalities and utilities.
(v.) To stuff <x> inside a woodchipper while it is running.
(Pr. N.) - If we ever need to get rid of trees at the power plant, we call Asplundh.
(v.) - We really need to asplundh pedophiles.
The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.
The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.