Blobby

My ookie pookie dookie i love Blobby so much hes my oodle doodle and is the best cat ever i hope he never dies.

person 1: have you seen how FUCKING FAT blobby is he needs to exercise

Me: I hope you jump off a bridge, break all you bones and never recover BITCH

*people start cheering and clapping at me for my awesome acts of kindness*

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Blobby

Someone called Brian who is a rather chunky boy.

Jezuss baiss look over there! It's blobby in his felty Mk 4, look at the reek pouring out of it.

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Blobby

blobby is characterized by people who dont do any activities or who have really stupid activities like tennis , scrapbooking, taking pictures, sending e cards , shopping at expensive stores that sell ugly preppy clothes like polo ralph lauren and lacoste, they of course have a apple laptop, they like the notebook, wear colored ugg boots, would rather hang out with one of their teachers or parents then go to a party, hang out with their freinds much younger siblings that are like 11, they like golf,work on the yearbook, are overly involved in school events, are straightedge, collect shells to put in their scrapbooks, take alot of pictures of everything that happens ever, text their moms on their sidekicks,bake and sew on their weekends, tubing , shopping at rok and lola, working in womens boutique stores as men,being obsessed with the OC, gilmore girls , and other blobby tv shows like Freinds, having tiny dogs that fit in your purse, liking The Notebook, flipflops

BLOBBY ABC's
A-apple computers
B-Blob
C-camera /cotton balls /curtains /cupcakes/ conneticuit / color coded assignment sheets /color coded anything
D-designer bags
E- e-cards / easter
F-facebook / flipflops / fingertips /face wash
G-gilmore girls / golf
H-honor code
I- i am a blob / ipod cases
J-Juicy Couture / john mayer / jesse / jelly beans
K-Kodak
L-lavalamp / leaves pressed into scrapbooks / lampshades / loofas
M- mommies / mr.blob / massachusettes / maxi pads
N-Notebook / new hampshire
O- OC
P- Pictures / puffy hair / polo shirts
Q- quilts
R-Ranney /rok and lola / Ralph Lauren
S- scrapbooks /school events / straightedge / siblings / soft rock / starbucks / starfish
T-teachers / tubing / tissues
U- ugg boots(colored(pink))
V- velvet
W- watermelon
X- xylaphone
Y-yearbook
Z- zoloft blob

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Blobby

Alternate word to describe a condom or Franger

"I'd like a packet of blobbies please?"
"Don't worry babe, I'm packin some blobbies!"
..."Dude, one hell of a Party!"
..."hell yeah; Hey whats that hanging out of my arse?"
..."It's a Blobby dude!"
..."Oh thank GOD! I thought it was a ferret!"

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blobby

faded color usually with repeated washes

dude1; Hey Jenny doesnt know her shirt is unbottoned till middle and we can see her bra and the cleavage.
Dude2; How are you Miss-blobby-pink-bra?
Jenny; Oh sorry! my shirt button is broke, can you give me yours.

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Mr Blobby

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!

WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!

Blobby Law

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin

"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."