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Bring that dick. It's a blunt and concise request, disguised with text. It means they're horny and restless, for consensual sex.
"But I got your text, saying BTD
With an eggplant, a peach, and little water drops
So I’m assuming you're wet"
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When people are being really stupid and irritating and disrespectful, and things are really corrupt you use this abbreviation which stands for "Bitches These Days"
Person 1: Emma hooked up with Kaylee's boyfriend Alex???!!!
Person 2: What the eff is up with that?! BTD!!!!!
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BTD, Buy The Dip (stocks). In a bull market people buy stocks when ever they dip believing they will be more expensive after a while.
Investors keep on BTD until the market finally crashes.
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BTDS is an acronym that stands for Bigger Than Dick Shit. When you take a huge ass shit, look into the toilet and wonder "I think that's bigger than my dick" you've taken a BTDS.
Joe: Yo Tommy, check the toilet, I just left a BTDS
Tommy: Your BTDS's are like 4 inches
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used to express the feeling of being "Bored To Death",
it is used when you have nothing to do that is interesting.
Used when talking on messenger "john: whacha doing? mike: not much, btd"
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Recently fabricated acronym meaning "Better Than Decent", which translates to above average, mainly used to describe chicks, food, and blowjobs. Similar to C+ to B rating
"That chick wasn't bangin', but she was BTD!"
"Your fellatio was not average, but I would say definitely BTD!"
"This BTD pizza will at least satisfy my hunger for now."