Backhouse

An affectionate term for an utterly foolish, stupid or inadequate person. One who is deficient in judgment, sense, and understanding.

Josh turned up to work without his trousers again.
"Oh Josh, you've been a complete and utter Backhouse!"

Backhouse

To be in need of an upgrade
Either in the sense of a new phone or a new girlfriend

Jeffery: He should upgrade to bella
Montgomery: Yeah I know, he's Backhouse

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Backhousing

Adjective. The continuous, inept and ultimately inconclusive courtship of two or more shy and dithering homosexual men.

“Crispin really fancies Percy, and would dearly love to bum him into the middle of next week, but the fey, dithering fucksy won’t ask him. The silly pansy’s been “Backhousing” about for ages!”

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