Balf

1. Usually in reference to ones self. Meaning 'Way past weird' or 'weird doesn't even describe that' Or if something is really random.

Often used to ones self or others if they think they are really amazing when they're random and weird.

Joy: I saw some flying waffle-banana's while digging to china next Tuesday.

Meghan: Haha, You're so balf Joy! That's why I love traveling to the alternate universe from the secret portal in the kitchen.

Joy: ... AHAHAHAHA. That was balf my friend.

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Spontaneously throwing up during interpretive dance or dancing of any sort.

"Dude what did Billy do when he danced with that chick?"
"He Balfed"
"Damn"

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BALF

Barely A Life Form - to suggest that someone is useless

WOW that dude is so useless, he's a BALF

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v. to vomit over the side of a balcony, esp. at a theater.

We went to see the Rocky Horrow Picture Show Friday at La Paloma, but I wasn't feeling so hot and I balfed.

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bald but still good looking

person 1: oh that man is so balf
person 2: mm yeah what a fittie, don't even need hair

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Black and Arab loving fool

Sarah: "I really have a thing for black and Arab guys."
Heather: "You are such a BALF!"

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meaning BAD ASS LOSER FACE

Yo,dude look at him!

Yeah what about him?

HE IS A BALF!.

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