Balfed

When playing the N64 game Supersmash Bros., you demolish someone so badly that not only do u have all of your lives, you have less than 50% damage. Usually happens to a person who thinks they're good, until their brought down to earth really quickly, you know, to put them in their place and such.

Quasie: Wow, you just got Balfed in this N64 game.
Dude who got shitted on: *sheds a tear*

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Balf

1. Usually in reference to ones self. Meaning 'Way past weird' or 'weird doesn't even describe that' Or if something is really random.

Often used to ones self or others if they think they are really amazing when they're random and weird.

Joy: I saw some flying waffle-banana's while digging to china next Tuesday.

Meghan: Haha, You're so balf Joy! That's why I love traveling to the alternate universe from the secret portal in the kitchen.

Joy: ... AHAHAHAHA. That was balf my friend.

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BALF

Barely A Life Form - to suggest that someone is useless

WOW that dude is so useless, he's a BALF

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balf

v. to vomit over the side of a balcony, esp. at a theater.

We went to see the Rocky Horrow Picture Show Friday at La Paloma, but I wasn't feeling so hot and I balfed.

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balf

bald but still good looking

person 1: oh that man is so balf
person 2: mm yeah what a fittie, don't even need hair

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BALF

Black and Arab loving fool

Sarah: "I really have a thing for black and Arab guys."
Heather: "You are such a BALF!"

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Balf

Spontaneously throwing up during interpretive dance or dancing of any sort.

"Dude what did Billy do when he danced with that chick?"
"He Balfed"
"Damn"

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