Balga

The asshole of Perth, Western Australia's northern suburbs, home to many dole-bludgers and bogans. Mainly built by the government back in the 1960s and 1970s, the majority of the population indulge in activities including, but not limited to, drinking goon and VB, fighting random pedestrians, knifing people, smoking weed and stealing shit.

Nowhere near as bad as Midland, Rockingham or Armadale though.

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Balga
Person 1: DON'T HIT ME! I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY!

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Balga

A skin condition affecting the scrotum usually in older men.

Erica, can you go to room five, please, and change the dressing on Mr Smith's scrotum? He's got the balga.

Mrs Tan was getting becoming frustrated of late after her husband's diagnosis with Balga stopped them from enjoying a healthy sex life.

Jill: Wow, is that a gun or are you just pleased to see me?
Arthur: No, I've got the Balga.
Jill: Oh no, I hope you recover.

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