Barganize

The act of turning any conversation, no matter how innocent, into something vulgar and sexual.

Turoc: Do you know where that pen cap is?
Barga: What about your penis cap?
Turoc: No, my pen cap!
Barga: I don't know where your little finger cot sized condoms are.
Turoc: Why do you always have to Barganize everything?

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bargane

Bargainous. Thrifty. Of excellent value.

"99p for a bacon double cheeseburger? Man, that is so bargane!"

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