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Batiste

Something supposed to improve the situation, which in fact just make matters worse.

After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.

1. I used Batiste shampoo once, when I was travelling in Germany; I spent a whole day in Aachen with hair like a homeless man.

2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."

3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.

by MisterMetternich October 2, 2005

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Batister

When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech

Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista

by Still Waiting23232456 October 8, 2009

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Batiste Halo

When someone overdid it on the dry shampoo and they've got a bit of a grey parting.

Shit son you put so much batiste on this morning you've practically got a batiste halo

by :Jester August 18, 2011


Batiste

Batiste is an amazing personnality !! Kind of like a lab ( dog ) he is always up for anything ! Sometimes sensitive... but will be a great partner and a true friend ! Usually really good looking and have a great sens of humour

Batiste is not a shampoo brand ! It's more then that ..!!

by Jmdt November 24, 2021