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A small town between Lexington and Concord that has recently acquired a Starbucks.
Dude, where's the Starbucks?
- There's one in Bedford, MA, ked.
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A town squeezed between Lexington, Ma and Concord. Most of Massachusetts does not realize the 3 miles between Lexington and Concord has a name. Does not have a single Starbucks in its entire 13 square miles.
World renowned for the first flag of the Revolutionary War, Marshalls, the guy who commited suicide on the common, being terrible at high school football, and Tony Gong.
Where do you want to go on vacation?
--Let's go to Bedford, MA!
Why? It's dull as dishwater.
--But they have so many empty hotels!
Okay, sounds good!
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BHS is located in the unknown three miles between Concord and Lexington. The school is divided into three factions.
The Locals-
Born and raised in Bedford, most are related to half the town and will go on to collage at Middlesex Community or if there lucky UMASS. All in all they are people who will go through twelve years of school getting average or bellow average grades, and will most likely live in Massachusetts for the rest of there life.
The Base Kids-
The base kids are divided into two sub-species the social people who are used to making new friends every four years and can adjust well. The other group are the strange ones who cope with the changes by just being flat out weird as FUCK. The Base kids make up 80% or more of the JROTC program that will most likely be shutting down in the next couple years. The base kids are ridiculed and singled out by the locals who are labeled as "Basists".
The Metco Kids-
The bus load of black kids from Boston who spice up the 90% white population. The guys are mostly decent other than a few who label themselves as "G" or "THUG". On the other hand the girls are flat out vicious. The black girls are loud and will attack if you get within three feet of them in the packed hallways.
STILL BETTER THAN ALL THOSE MOTHER FUCKING QUEER DICK HOLES FROM CONCORD AND WAYLAND!
Look its Bedford High School (MA), those kids look like tools but atleast there not RICA-CHIC whores or WAYLAND or CONCORD rich Holister wearing fucks. And the town has 34 banks and 26 hotels.
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Bedford is a small ass town that no one knows. Although you can drive through the town in ten minutes during the day, when there is traffic, you will want to die in the 50 minutes car ride across town. Here you can find 11 nail salons within a two minute walk of each other. You could also come to our crappy highschool and get a terrible education and probably end up doing drugs or drug deals that occur in plain sight. To make it better, you could play for an awful sports team and have no chance at getting into a good collage. Come and meet some of the worlds worst people and teachers .
A: “I need my nails done.”
B: “Come to Bedford Ma. We have 11 places to get our nails done even though u can drive through the whole town in 10 minutes, and it’s one of the smallest towns in Ma.”