Benadrilled

When you get hit by something so hard that it puts you to sleep like Benadryl.

Linebacker: *lays massive helmet on an unsuspecting QB*
QB: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..." *snot bubble*
Spectator: "Daaaaammmmn! He straight up Benadrilled his ass!!!"

Benadrill

The hollow-tubular stamping-bit used to produce allergy-relief tablets.

With the hot weather, there has been a lot more dust and pollen in the air, so Johnson & Johnson's Benadrill machines have been working overtime to keep up with the demand for allergy-relief medicine.