Bergism

A religion based around a teacher at Gosford High (Gosford, a.k.a Penrith by the Sea), their sacred book is the 'Elbib' and is more sacred than the Bible or quran. They believe that in the beginning there was this teacher and his tractor, from this he planted a tree which grew into the whole universe, each leaf a planet, and each fruit a star. On one of these leaves was 'Toka' the first Earth. From this he sculpted the Earth with his rake.

"Of all religions, Bergism makes the most sense."