Bidentator

There are dictators and there are Bidentators. A Bidentator is when your local government or president (in the future) mandates masks, vaccines, allowing drugs and abortions. There is no freedom under democrats.

Person 1: Did you hear? Goverment Peeping Tom Wolf and Mayor Slim Jim Kenny mandated masks again in Philadelphia!

Person 2: Yeah, their Bidentators.

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Bidentity crisis

When a bisexual person starts dating someone new and has an identity crisis about whether they are straight or gay, when really, they are bisexual.

"When I was dating Erica, I felt like a lesbian, but now that I'm dating Scott, I feel like a fake gay!" said the girl who is a 3 on the Kinsey scale. Her friends who were 0s and 6s on the Kinsey scale did not understand. Later she realized she was having a bidentity crisis, and she was in fact, not a gay or a "fake gay", but just a normal bisexual.

Bident

Any piercing two-ended structure, such as a deli fork or the president's tongue.

"Tribal proverb obsolete: Great White Father now speak with Bident!"