"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.
"Blorpie had done a sloppy blojob on her step bro"
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A combination of Blofeld and Oddjob. One of the lesser-known Bond villains. NEVER to be confused with blowjob
He said you looked like Blofeld...he said you looked like Oddjob...he said you looked like a cross between Blofeld and Oddjob...you look like Blojob." - Stephen "Goggle-eyed Monster" Merchant
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a blow job with pure visual optics heritage
god i just had a great blojob based around the refractive index of 1.53 through my angle of incidence
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When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.
"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"