Blooking

After anal sex, spreading your partners anus and shining a torch inside so you can romantically peer deep into your partner.

I was never sure if I was pushing shit with the strap on, so I had to start blooking him.

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Blook

A book so thick and heavey that it may be described as a brick can now be described as a blook.

"Oh look, Bob bought his blook with him"

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blooked

a simple word used when a man/woman in inebriated/drunk and/or high off of substances in immense proportion. used mainly by hockey players when they bash real hard.

Q: what are you doing tonight freddy?
RE: dude im blooked

Blookfest
Blookshow
Blooking

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blooks

The opposite of glooks (good looks). You say this when something happens and you don’t like it. Instead of saying glooks so you stay Blooks.

Guy 1: Yo he just canceled the plans on us last second
Guy 2: Blooks bro

blook

A printed compendium of a blog, available in book form.

I'm not really sure why people would buy a blook when they can just read the blogs for free.

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Blook

The male notion of 'look'. An amalgam of 'bloke' and 'look': a half hearted glance or impatient scan of a general area whilst searching for an object but without specific focus or proper attention. A man will 'blook' for something, swear it isn't there and a woman will look in the same place and it will have been there all along. Related in root to 'blisten', the male version of listen.

'Sandra where's my hacksaw? I left it in the shed and it's gone'
'Did you look properly or did you blook?'
'I looked properly I'm not stu....oh it's here.'

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blook

a person who is unnecessarily thought to be intimidating when really, she or he is a pretty nice person.

"But I can't just go over and talk to her, she's intimidating."
"Are you kidding me? She's the nicest girl in the world..."
"I guess. She's a total blook."

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