Blord

To sexually assault a small kangaroo with nothing on but a cowboy hat.

Guy 1: Man I walk in on my little brother blording.
Guy 2: Hahahaha.. thats disgusting man. Seriously move to Germany.

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Blords

Blords is the broad category of when you mix up, or generally mess up your words or phrases in conversation.

This may happen in times we are thinking of two similar words or phrases at once, and the words come out combined. Or it can be when we say the inappropriate phrase as a quick response. Spoonerisms also fall under the category of blords, which is switching the first letters of two consecutive words

"Hi, how are you going?... Oh, whoops, I've got the blords."
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"Go put away the foldable chables... I meant the foldable chairs and tables. I've got the blords today."
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Waitress: "Enjoy your meal!"
Lisa: "Thanks, you too!" (Oh no, I've got the blords)
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"We can't cut the grass today because our mawn lower is broken... haha oopsie, got the blords."

blord

blood but for non gang members

ayo homie how’s it hanging
it’s good

*daps up*
*throws random sign up*
“BLORD”