Boohoobies

Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.

I went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just kind of sagged there, around her knees. It was very depressing.

Boohooby

an adult complaining/crying male stuck on mother's breast

You are a big boohooby, stop crying and time to grow up!