the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me
ps thats is what I meant though
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What your penis becomes when you have vigorous sex with a girl who has a yeast infection. Draper & Douce 2014
Last night I sliced this rotter with my milky bread knife, unbagged!
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Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.
The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife
A utensil designed to cut bread when a regular knife just isn't feeling it.
The Bread Knife is the greatest invention since sliced bread.