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To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.
*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .
To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.
*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .
a man's penis, either large or used with authority, as if it were a medieval broadsword.
Don't even trip, girl, you know I swing that broadsword.
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A large, durable, indestructible weapon, used to destroy the weaker katana blade.
The Broadsword! On Conquest!
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/brรดdหsรดrd/
n.
1. a sword with a wide blade, used for cutting rather than thrusting.
2. a thick cock of substantial girth, one whose cross-sectional shape is elliptical, and not circular, thereby providing more surface area for vaginal contact with less required volume of blood.
3. One who calls Danny Boy.
Examples:
"I cut off his cock with my broadsword!"
"Heidi, don't you want my broadsword inside you?"
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy."
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a two-handed hand job
My dick was so big, she had to broadsword it
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an inclusive lesbian that recognizes that lesbian is broad term that describes a lot of different experiences (including lesbians who don't use she/her, lesbians who aren't women, aspec lesbians and mspec lesbians)
the opposite to the word longsword lesbian which means lesbians be only include very a select group of lesbians (usually she/her women who are exclusively attracted to other women)
both terms are almost exclusively used online
lesbian: i'd ask her out but im worried she doesn't support nonbinary lesbians
friend: no i think she mentioned on twitter that she's a broadsword lesbian before
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