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Brown Towel

When one uses a towel to wipe after defecating, not out of necessity, but personal preference.

Typically denied by some who claim the towels are used for sex.

"Why do you use so many towels?"

"For post-coital cleanup."

"Yeah right, you're using brown towels."

by the filthy hebrew December 8, 2009

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Brown Towel

Masturbation, in which your result ends up on a towel, preferrably brown in color, for visual purposes.

Who's leaving these brown towels in the bathroom?

Don't Brown Towel in there!

by spongedick December 6, 2009

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Brown Towel

The act of wiping your rear end with a damp towel after a big shit and then whipping somebody with it

Girl 1: I had to take an hour long shower last night
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Ben Brown Towelled me

by wtfisahandle January 19, 2015

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brown toweled

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.

oh god ive ben brown toweled.

by crab152003 March 22, 2008

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Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

by Fasteddie666 April 24, 2016

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