Burlington, NC

A city/country area full of old neighborhoods and new developments. When there are sidewalks, its only on one half of the street. Trees and forests are EVERYWHERE, and since it doesn't really have a town, everyone goes to Graham to have fun. But hey, in exchange you get a nice southern, home-filled experience. Or if you live near the shitty neighborhoods a latino, obnoxious experience.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I live in Burlington, NC."
Dude 2: "Man, that place sucks."
Dude 3:"No way best drugs and girls ever!"
Dude 4: "I like the wildlife."
Dude 5: "No hablos englis."

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Burlington, NC

A town that used to be cool back when Holly Hill Mall was a thing. Now it’s full of crackheads doing crackhead things, that’ll blow you for a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s. There are nice parts of town but you have to be rich to live there and they’re always one street over from a known drug dealer’s house. There is absolutely nothing to do here and it mostly caters to old people getting the early bird special at Harbor Inn or the druggies looking to score their next high. Don’t go here.

Guy one: You wanna go down to Burlington?
Guy two: why, you looking to score some meth?
Guy one: yeah man, that’s all Burlington, NC is really good for.

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West Burlington, NC

West Burlington, NC is where Walmart, Target, Holly Hill Mall, the best restaurants, and Alamance Crossing is. There's a whole lot to do here instead of being in boring downtown...and east Burlington where crackheads live.

Friend #1: "wanna go to West Burlington, NC?"
Friend: "yep cuz there's more things to do there"