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CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:

1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.

TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.

Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!

by Piranha June 9, 2006

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CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations. An organization that seeks to improve the image of Islam in America by viciously suing people ACLU-style, constantly whining about islamophobia/racism, and funding overseas terrorism.

"CAIR - defending terrorists, funding Hamas, and eating newborn babies since 1994."

by F431338 January 29, 2009

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caire

horrible misspelling of "car". used in contextof having illicit sex,usually with animals or minorities. or both.

"hey baby, we cant do it in the house, we gotta do it in the CAIRE!"

by ol gobbo September 16, 2005

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cair-force

The power of CAIR - Council on American-Islamic Relations to exert influence on public opinion, law making and law enforcement.

The FBI wanted to arrest the Muslim man who killed his two daughters after they dated a couple of infidels, but lack of cooperation from the local cair-force allowed the man to flee the state.

by idleworshipper October 24, 2008

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Caires

A person with the name Caires is usually very speedy and also great in rally

Aquele Caires Conduz pa caralho

by Taxty999 May 4, 2021


Caire

A very nice girl makes people happy can cheer people up and is very beautiful.

This girl caire is very beau

by December 8, 2021