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"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start"
The name Courier is what the the main character, good or evil, is referred to by the NPCs of Fallout: New Vegas, and is the default name the player character is given at the start of the game. The Courier is known by many deeds however the player chooses but is most notably known for surviving a 9mm round to the head.
Ulysses, a character in the plot of Fallout: New Vegas' DLC "Lonesome Road", also refers to the courier as not just the courier but also as courier 6
"You can't kill me, wanna know why? I'm Courier motherfucking 6, so ring-a-ding-ding motherfucker"
"You can count on the Courier to make sure your task for them is completed no matter what gets in their way"
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A bod on a bike riding fast, usually seen overtaking commuters on their superbikes in the morning and evening.
Couriers are known to ride on the pavement and down one way street's the wrong way, down and up stair's and just about anywhere they can get both wheel's through.
Known to defend themselves with the plethora of tool's they can carry as aid's to the maintenance of their rides, bare fist or just plain verbal.
Can get a parcel from your door to a door the other side of town in under 30 min's.
Can spot an accident before it happens. (Some don't react quick enough to avoid them.)
Will not fix a broken bulb at night.
Can fix a flattie in the time it take's to make a real coffee by a barista.
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this newspaper that's obssesed with foxes
whats the headline in the courier today
Something about foxes
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It's like miracle grow, but for your essays.
My geology paper was looking kind of short so I doused that bitch with some Courier New.
An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.
Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.
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If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.
Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.
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Altering the font of a document to Courier, in order to increase the apparent length of the document.
The essay had to be 6 pages long, but I was stuck at 4, so I simply applied a Courier Transform.
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